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Texas style survivor


I take no credit for this. A fellow member on sig forum posted this. I figured  it would get a good laugh.

"Survivor - Texas Style"
Due to the popularity of the TV "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas-Style!"

The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally, back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:

1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2020"
8. "Vote Eric Holder - Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's all Bush's Fault"
14. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion"
- and the last sticker is:
15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"

The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins

 

Re: Texas style survivor

Reply #1
Too Funny!
They should select yankee or left coast college students majoring in gender studies.

Add two more sticker;
"My Education Would Have Been Free If You Would Have Only Fealt the Bern"
"Veteran Benefits Make Me Sad"

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Reply #2
That would have been funny to watch a couple of years ago but they might make it through untouched seeing as how Texas is swinging blue these days. ::)
Plus you forgot to add a California plate to those Prius's! :))
I had a dream! Free at last, Free at last! Moving to Idaho

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Reply #3
Texas once was, one of the deepest blue states in the Union.
It does seem to be swingin' that way again.

George Straight does suck......
Keeping my bad Kharma intact since 1952

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Reply #4
It takes a war to change direction, just gotta ride it out 'till the next one.
Chris

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Reply #5

George Straight does suck......

Everytime I get to thinking you're alright Fuj you go and prove me wrong. I won't hold it against though because everyone is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong it is!😁
Dave

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Reply #6
Everytime I get to thinking you're alright Fuj you go and prove me wrong. I won't hold it against though because everyone is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong it is!😁

Same here Junior. I could imagine you crackin' gears going down
the road listening to "Highway to Hell"  I guessed wrong, I guess.

I like most kinds, of music. Mainly an old rock n' roller with one foot
in the grave. Don't mind a little fusion jazz from time to time.  I
probably should apologize for the George Straight comment, since
it's mainly his area that he preforms in that I just can't wrap my
head around. Never could.....But we both agree about Savage rifle's,
so your not a lost cause just yet..... 
Keeping my bad Kharma intact since 1952

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Reply #7
nothing wrong with a little high way to hell... throw in its a long way to the top and the stereo is cranked up.... ole George is ok too... hes not George jones but hes ok...:)
Grant

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Reply #8
Texas once was, one of the deepest blue states in the Union.
It does seem to be swingin' that way again.

George Straight does suck......

with more people moving from the Left coast its not suprising Texas is getting more Liberal in the big towns

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Reply #9
with more people moving from the Left coast its not suprising Texas is getting more Liberal in the big towns

It ain't the quantity but the quality of them evacuees from the left coast. Liberals that can't afford to live a decent life here are packing up as fast as those of us moderates that can't tolerate the flaming liberals in office. I fit right in with my neighbors in Idaho and all my Texas friends are sad I did not chose to live by them. The elk hunting won me over. I can handle Mormon country versus Hoodratville
I had a dream! Free at last, Free at last! Moving to Idaho